Your mouth is God's brothel.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
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Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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