you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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