Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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