Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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