What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
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My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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