I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Randomize
