My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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