Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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