it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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