i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Randomize