I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
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once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
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apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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