Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
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i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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