I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
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pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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