Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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