talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
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His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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