I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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