eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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