hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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