Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
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Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
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He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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