im so drunk with asians
where?
always
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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