Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
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Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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