Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
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