she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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