so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Randomize
