plz talk dirty to me
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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