Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Randomize
