How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
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If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
i out mim tonsoeep
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