There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
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my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
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