Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
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I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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