i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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