I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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