Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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