I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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