Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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