just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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