What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
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honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
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Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
Just general bites
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face