i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
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I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
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Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Floor bacon is actually really good
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing