I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
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