I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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