My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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