quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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