It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
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I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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