He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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