Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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