Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
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Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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