have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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