she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
