He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
