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(209): View more from California

he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period

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(440): View more from Ohio

that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...

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(913): View more from Kansas

are you going to last longer than 15 seconds

(1-913): View more from Kansas

nope

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(630): View more from Illinois

just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.

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(404): View more from Georgia

He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."

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(330): View more from Ohio

Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.

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(309): View more from Illinois

Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.

(763): View more from Minnesota

At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night

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