so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
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I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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