I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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