I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We got so high we made milksteak
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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