By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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