Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
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just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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