What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
do nipples grow back?
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