you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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