Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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