what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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