we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
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An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
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The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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