I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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