Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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